Thursday, December 14, 2006

 

Ow! My Eye!

If you MUST use an umbrella on a crowded street please remember that by its very design IT’S WIDER THAN YOU. Plan accordingly.

For those who insist on using their golf umbrella while navigating the mean city streets, guess what? There’s a special room in Hell for you where you’ll stand under a stream of dripping water while Satan’s henchmen poke you in the eye. For Eternity.


You know where it’s a good idea to use a golf umbrella? On a golf course.

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